I have enormous thighs, a derriere you can stack books on, and (only at certain angles) a second chin. As far as 'real' women go, yeah, it hurts when I pinch myself and I've got boobies - but I'm really not down with 'embracing' my fabulous flabulous when frankly, even French knickers don't hide the hideous truth anymore.
Monday, 11 January 2010
Eurgh. Twice.
Meet the two new demons in my life. My terrible cooking (not sure I've ever tasted anything worse) and my shiny new giant living room swallowing cross trainer. Terrible food + realising how unfit I am? FML.
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